Recognizing
that I volunteered as a Ranger girlfriend, fully knowing the hazards of my
chosen life, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit
de corps of my Ranger-to-be. And to not burst into a sobbing wreck two days
after the start of each phase.Yeah, that.
Acknowledging
the fact that my Ranger is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge
of battle by land, sea or air, I accept that fact that as a Ranger girlfriend
my country expects me to know less, fly by the seat of my pants more, and consume more
chocolate products than any other soldier’s girlfriend.
Never shall
I fail my fellow Ranger SO’s. I will always bite my tongue when a sarcastic
remark seems most fitting, extend sympathy, and compare my notes. I will shoulder
more than my share of impatience and frustration, at whatever may be the
current issue, one-hundred-percent, but no more, because anything more than a hundred
percent is literally impossible.
Gallantly
will I show the world that I have not been well-trained enough to deal with
this crap. My constant letter writing to my soldier, insistence of wearing
sweatpants at all times, and incessant baking of soothing cupcakes shall set
the example for other women to follow.
Energetically
will I anticipate the needs of my Ranger. I shall defeat his hunger with a slew
of care packages, for I am a Ranger girlfriend with awesome Google skills. I
will fight his starvation with all my might. “Modest care package” is not a
Ranger girlfriend phrase. I will never leave my Ranger’s squad to fall into the
clutches of hunger, and under most circumstances I will embarrass him with
multiple care packages.
Readily will
I display a countdown to Ranger graduation day, a tool required to fight on to
the ultimate Ranger objective, and complete the Hell which is the 62 day course,
though I be a lowly Ranger girlfriend.
Ranger SO’s Lead The
Way!!!
Just a little something to help cheer everyone up! Happy Hump day everyone!
- Courtney
2 comments:
You are brilliant.
"I accept that fact that as a Ranger girlfriend my country expects me to know less, fly by the seat of my pants more, and consume more chocolate products than any other soldier’s girlfriend." hahahahaha
Oh the truth of this whole creed! It's just the pick-me-up I needed on this 54th day of Ranger School. We're almost to a flood and a half!
Haha, this is awesome! so true! :)
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